imagine your boy spock. everyday chilling. everyday keeping cap in check. for mils of light years. eventually flying through space gets b o r i n g. so he invites uhura over to the holodeck for some mindmelding. but what to hit on the itunes? chick puts up her shields right away, so that barry ain’t gonna do it anymore. so set that phaser to teengirl’s portofino and watch yourself go FTL.